[matt04]

If he is intelligent, which he is not, he will never eat at any restaurant in the Tuscon area again.

[Iron Munro]

If he is intelligent, which he is not, he will never eat at any restaurant in the Tuscon area again.

Long term, he should probably think about relocating to Moose Lake, Canada or a small town in France.

If he stays in Tuscon he might want to get a few pair of these before he ventures out in public again.