[dblshot]

So how are you supposed to know who is straight and who is gay at Starbucks?
Straight guy, "Grande coffee, please."
Gay guy, "I'll have a Grande, hot, decaf, triple five-pump vanilla, non-fat, no foam, whip cream, extra hot, extra carmel, upside down, carmel machiatto, chop chop please sweetie.

[FatherofFive]

Straight guy, "Grande coffee, please."

I hate using those size words at Starbucks. I am a Small, Medium, Large type of guy.

I really feel gay asking for a Venti.

I drink my coffee black, and Starbucks over-roasts their coffee to stand up to the "triple five-pump vanilla, non-fat, no foam, whip cream, extra hot, extra carmel, upside down, carmel machiatto", IMHO.