[ Maybe conservatives should flood the restaurants on the kiss-in day. The gays certainly won’t be there to buy anything, maybe they’ll just leave and go home.
Especially if you don’t react to them. Just smile, wish them a nice day, and tell them to “try the waffle fries, they’re delicious!” ]
Better yet, go outside and offer them some nuggets and tasy brownies...
Tell them” Now these nuggets and brownies are WORTH putting your lips around, mmmmmmmm....”
Maybe the irony would be lost on them.