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Dear Susie Klinkhammer,
Yes, Susie there is a PRESIDENT and I am the one.
I’m sure you’ve seen the official announcements
of my up coming birthday at post offices and tax
offices everywhere.
I’m looking forward to being 57 and still being
the one you’ve been waiting for but Susie Klinkhammer
I can’t do it without your help.
Evil republicans are trying to drive me from the office
YOU put me in and are outraising me in funding by
3 to 1 although where they get the money is a mystery
to me, probably offshore conservative regressives but
enough of that.
I call on YOU SUSIE KLINKHAMMER to help me SAVE the
TRANSFORMATION OF America by donating just $74 dollars
to my campaign fund. I know that $74 is all you’ve managed
to save up over the years by selling matches in the gray
and disintegrating streets of our nation just to buy that
new wheelchair you so desperately need. But Susie Kilnkhammer, for once think of the poor and downtrodden
citizens of our great nation. THINK of the good I can
do for them, the lives I can save. Why just in greens
fees alone I help feed and clothe several caddies and
their families.
Susie Klinghammer, I know you need an operation on your
poor and twisted legs where they were run over by a
golf cart at an early age but that’s not MY fault, any
way you can have that operation under my new health care
plan if you will just come off of that $74 dollars you
have in your savings account #327645 and HELP ME GET
REELECTED. If you do Suzie Kinghammer I will put YOUR
name on the list for a very nice used wheelchair formerly
owned by a wounded Afghan veteran when one comes available.
Please help Michele, Malia and Noteesha stay in the
Capital long enough to fundamentally change your country.

Malina, Soteesha, Michaela and I thank you for your
support of US and we promise to do the best we can
for US, I mean of course the US.

Thank you again for the $74 which we have made easily
available via electronic transfer to THE “I” CAMPAIGN
Washington DC. 60606.

Thank you again Sulzi Krinkhamner from
the future PRESIDENT of THE UNITED STATES.
Barrak H. Obama.