[houeto]

At least that is a greeting---most of the time they are imitating a dead person.

Told the wife I was going to apply for a Walmart Greeter position. Said I was gonna tell 'em, "Welcome to Walmart. Now get your sh!t an' git!"

Alas, our local Walmart is not accepting applications.

[exit82]

Hah! You would be a hit here in southern DE!