[dfwgator]

It's over boys and girls, your football program is toast. It will never be the same and the sooner you understand that the better off you will be. It's dead, expired, never to return. Sixed.

This program is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PROGRAM!!

[MrEdd]

Well, I’d better replace it, then.

Sorry squire, I’ve had a look ‘round the back of the university, and uh, we’re right out of Division 1 football.