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To: Lazamataz

I guess you would know, huh?

132 posted on 07/21/2012 9:23:00 AM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (0bama's Welfare, Food Stamps, Division and Disability 'Legacy')

To: TribalPrincess2U

Q) What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

A) Nothing. She ain't listened twice already.

134 posted on 07/21/2012 9:25:24 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I hate the Universe, and it hates me.)

To: TribalPrincess2U

Q) Why did the woman cross the road?

A) Who cares - what was she doing out of the kitchen anyway?

135 posted on 07/21/2012 9:30:21 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I hate the Universe, and it hates me.)

To: TribalPrincess2U

Q)How to you turn a dish washer into a snow blower?

A) Give the damned chick a shovel

136 posted on 07/21/2012 9:32:01 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I hate the Universe, and it hates me.)

To: TribalPrincess2U

Q: Why do women have such small feet?

A: So they can stand closer to the oven

137 posted on 07/21/2012 9:32:53 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I hate the Universe, and it hates me.)

To: TribalPrincess2U

Q: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent?

A: When her first words are, "A man once told me....."

139 posted on 07/21/2012 9:34:13 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I hate the Universe, and it hates me.)

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