James, we know you didn’t do this shooting. Somebody did it for you.
Probably all of those pointy-headed lefty professors that worked to get you your Phi Beta Kappa.
After all, we know conservatives can’t get a decent break in liberal education. So, you must have really scored high on the LIB meter.
Wonder what we’ll find in your apartment scribblings and posters?
James had teachers that inspired him
He had internet access
There was a road and bridge in front of his house
Obviously, James had help from the government