Scottish Law will definitely NOT apply in Aztlán. The average macho Méxicano would never accept legal precedents from a judge in kilts. They are Méxicanos, no Maricones mostly anyway. However, you are the winner of today's Trayvon Hoodie, for showing great legal acumen and originality.
Don't be so sure. After seeing those kilted guys in action with blue-painted faces and Claymores (both versions), the Mexicanos may be taught a lesson in machismo. The Scots might be able to settle the whole matter by challenging the Aztlanos to a haggis-eating contest or simply bagpipe them into submission. (That last might be considered cruel and unusual punishment however.)