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In the good old days, this type of problem would have been readily, conclusively, and inexpensively solved by good neighbors with baseball equipment; and no one, including the police, would see anything.
Oh yeah, great plan. You can do the same to the next occupiers when you get out of prison.
I clicked over to read the full article and was very tempted to post exactly what you posted. I came back here to post it and wala, you read my mind.