WTF is it with women and toilet seats? Just put one of those paper thingies on the seat and sit down, already!
Lovely language. I don’t know why they hover. Even without a paper thingie, they are not going to catch anything unless they are doing some strange gymnastics, and probably not even then. However, it’s unpleasant to sit on a wet seat, and the paper thingies don’t help a bit with that. So, I routinely wipe the seat, just in case. If we didn’t have hoverers and whatever else it wouldn’t be necessary.