[Gator113]

At the age of 63, I take being called childish as a compliment... thank you.

It’s apparent that you too need to get yourself some of the PDS salve.

Tell you what, if you place your order today, I’ll send you some of my special product. It’s Preparation-H that I mix with sand. I call it RINO-Rhoid. It won’t make them go away, they will still hang out, but within a week they will toughen up enough that you will be able to drag ‘em around on the ground.

Oh, I did put a bit of fresh mint into the mix. That is for you folks that might inadvertently use this stuff to keep your teeth from falling out while you’re on a wild rant.

Order today.... it’s only $29.99.

Oh darn, I didn’t answer your stupid and oh so very adult questions. Sorry, but we have a very strong thunderstorm going on and it’s already shut my power off once. Besides, with folks like you, it would have been a waste of my time.

Cheers....

[mkjessup]

At the age of 63, I take being called childish as a compliment... thank you. It’s apparent that you too need to get yourself some of the PDS salve. Tell you what, if you place your order today...[SNIP BAND WASTING BS]

At 63 years of age, it's time for you to grow the Hell up.

If you can't address legitimate questions raised about the goddess you worship, you need to think about changing your goddess.

Here, since you like to offer pretend
products, here's a real product for you:

Special directions: insert into left
(or right) ear for optimal removal
of undesirable waste material.

[rodguy911]

One of the better posts on this near dreadful thread. I hope you are a “FLa. Gator” as I’m a gator dad!