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'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to
Daily Mail ^ | 11:37 EST, 3 July 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter

Posted on 07/03/2012 12:06:58 PM PDT by null and void


Newest 'cannibal': Karl Laventure apparently told police he wanted to eat their faces

Laventure appeared out of some woods and was seen running naked around a golf range near Atlanta, swinging a club around his head and screaming.

At first, they tried using pepper spray to stop him, but that left him undeterred.

'He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open,'

They then turned to their Tasers and though that momentarily shocked Laventure to the ground, it did not stop him.


Trouble: It took several police officers a significant amount of effort to subdue Karl Laventure when he was allegedly high on bathsalts

'We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed,'

He was still talking gibberish, cussing, saying he wanted to eat us, other people

The video shows him talking about the deceased rappers Biggie and Tupac, making animal sounds, and continuing to threaten the police officers.


Strong: Police sprayed him with pepper spray and shocked him with a taser five times before they were able to get him on the ground


Interrupted: Witnesses saw a naked Laventure running around the Atlanta Golf Center on June 14 'making animal noises'

Among other things he said "I'm'a eat you. I'll eat you, I don't want to eat you but I will,"

Though they controlled him enough to force him to a nearby hospital, he attacked one of the nurses on the scene and another fight ensued.

There have been a number of 'cannibal' incidents linked to bath salts in recent weeks.

Bath salts, a synthetic amphetamine cocktail known as 'the new LSD'

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: Georgia
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To: Monkey Face

“When food attacks!”

A z grade movie done in Technocolor!*
*and a few other colors.


501 posted on 07/12/2012 7:58:23 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Tax-chick

Reminiscent of the two red cats left on our doorstep. We wanted them to be outside cats. They used to stalk us. We spotted a fox in the neighborhood. The rest is herstory.


502 posted on 07/12/2012 8:48:01 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Darksheare
It kept the transdimensional baddies out though.
Soo I guess it worked out alright?

Maybe next time they won't try to back in...

503 posted on 07/12/2012 8:48:16 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1268 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: Darksheare

Me, too, usually. Making fun of Obungle was the exception heh heh heh.


504 posted on 07/12/2012 8:55:46 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: null and void

That noise was a reverse warning beep?


505 posted on 07/12/2012 8:58:56 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Or a fart.


506 posted on 07/12/2012 9:01:52 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1268 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: Silentgypsy

Attack waaaaaaaatch!
LOL!


507 posted on 07/12/2012 9:09:40 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: null and void

I’ll stick with backup warning.


508 posted on 07/12/2012 9:12:08 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Good choice...


509 posted on 07/12/2012 9:16:15 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1268 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: Darksheare

Exactly. Collapsing in a prolonged fit of giggles is a temptation too strong to resist.


510 posted on 07/12/2012 9:22:14 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare

I wonder if it was the feta cheese that caused the dramatic malfunction. Learning experiences ...


511 posted on 07/12/2012 9:22:19 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("For it is time to seek the LORD, until he come and rain down justice upon you.")
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To: null and void

Safer that way.


512 posted on 07/12/2012 9:22:41 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Tax-chick

So tell me, please: How is the Galileo this morning? ;o]


513 posted on 07/12/2012 9:32:09 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Sometimes, I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg.)
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To: Silentgypsy

I had to be checked for a pulse and breathing afterwards.
The “returning to life” gasp followed by more laughter told them all they needed.


514 posted on 07/12/2012 9:34:13 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Someone switched the Meunster with Monster?


515 posted on 07/12/2012 9:36:07 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

What’s the difference?


516 posted on 07/12/2012 9:43:03 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Sometimes, I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg.)
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To: Monkey Face

One you eat, the other gets ticked off and chases you down?


517 posted on 07/12/2012 9:49:16 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Or both?


518 posted on 07/12/2012 9:52:04 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Sometimes, I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg.)
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To: Monkey Face

You take a bite out of it, it howls and grabs a fork before chasing you down?


519 posted on 07/12/2012 9:56:22 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Monkey Face

It seems very happy, and it’s telling us the temperature on the mantel is in the 78-80 range, which is accurate.


520 posted on 07/12/2012 9:56:55 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("For it is time to seek the LORD, until he come and rain down justice upon you.")
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