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'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to
Daily Mail ^ | 11:37 EST, 3 July 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter

Posted on 07/03/2012 12:06:58 PM PDT by null and void


Newest 'cannibal': Karl Laventure apparently told police he wanted to eat their faces

Laventure appeared out of some woods and was seen running naked around a golf range near Atlanta, swinging a club around his head and screaming.

At first, they tried using pepper spray to stop him, but that left him undeterred.

'He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open,'

They then turned to their Tasers and though that momentarily shocked Laventure to the ground, it did not stop him.


Trouble: It took several police officers a significant amount of effort to subdue Karl Laventure when he was allegedly high on bathsalts

'We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed,'

He was still talking gibberish, cussing, saying he wanted to eat us, other people

The video shows him talking about the deceased rappers Biggie and Tupac, making animal sounds, and continuing to threaten the police officers.


Strong: Police sprayed him with pepper spray and shocked him with a taser five times before they were able to get him on the ground


Interrupted: Witnesses saw a naked Laventure running around the Atlanta Golf Center on June 14 'making animal noises'

Among other things he said "I'm'a eat you. I'll eat you, I don't want to eat you but I will,"

Though they controlled him enough to force him to a nearby hospital, he attacked one of the nurses on the scene and another fight ensued.

There have been a number of 'cannibal' incidents linked to bath salts in recent weeks.

Bath salts, a synthetic amphetamine cocktail known as 'the new LSD'

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: Georgia
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To: Monkey Face

I am off to bed, so the things that are messing with whatever have been ... sorry... I am so destitute that i am going over the side of life...help me...life is good. night time earns THINGS!

Help me make me real.


301 posted on 07/05/2012 5:25:31 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

Goodnight, all. See you tomorrow day!
We all love it!


302 posted on 07/05/2012 5:48:44 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

I can’t send you chocolate until the weather cools down.

But I can send you {{{{HUGS}}}}


303 posted on 07/05/2012 5:57:10 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1261 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: null and void

{{{{HUGS}}}}

Whatever WORKS! Hugs are awesome! ;o]


304 posted on 07/05/2012 6:01:04 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: fanfan

I’m sort of a horticultural imbecile so I can’t tell you about cantaloupe leaves. I can vouch for that drink, though. Did I remember to tell you to toss some ice in the blender with it? It works really nicely with honeydew melons but cantaloupes are good in it, too.


305 posted on 07/05/2012 6:19:55 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: NicknamedBob

How about having Darks’ dust bunnies rampaging all over the dome riding on light beams supported by rafts made of lint? Too realistic, huh? Maybe the dust bunny hoards could ride renegade washing machines? It’s tough not to have any imagination.


306 posted on 07/05/2012 6:43:23 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Silentgypsy; Darksheare; Dead Corpse
"How about having Darks’ dust bunnies rampaging all over the dome riding on light beams supported by rafts made of lint? Too realistic, huh? Maybe the dust bunny hoards could ride renegade washing machines? It’s tough not to have any imagination."

Standard double-wall space-frame dome with articulated self-repairing tile windows made of AlON, just like the Flying Castle. Only the NoLa Dome closes inward, where our windows operate the opposite way.

They want to keep the sea-water out; we want to keep the air in.

The top of the NoLa Dome has an inverted half-dome, with plants and greenery at its base. In the very center, a very wide aperture similar in function and purpose to the Oculus of the Parthenon.

It also is open to the atmosphere, and provides sufficient daylight for activities below.

307 posted on 07/05/2012 7:40:33 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob
On Rebuilding New Orleans:

Well, if you've been reading many of the New Orleans threads you might have seen some ideas.

For example, the one I advocate is turning New Orleans into a giant garbage tip.

Because of it's location at the mouth of the mighty Mississippi, it is ideally located to accept garbage from the entire Mississippi basin and Gulf Coast.

Fill in the entire Crescent City area with enough garbage, mine tailings, slag, and fly ash to build it up to 30 feet above sea level.

Cover it with 10 feet of dirt, incorporating underground utility grids, a few feet of topsoil, and rebuild on top of that.

Tel New Orleans would become the South's new 'Shining City on a Hill'.

Fund the entire project with fair market rate disposal fees.

308 posted on 07/05/2012 8:58:03 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1261 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: null and void

Couldn’t they accomplish pretty much the same thing by simply not cleaning up after Mardis Gras for a couple of years?


309 posted on 07/05/2012 9:11:29 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Perhaps the first 30 ft.


310 posted on 07/05/2012 9:20:58 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1261 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
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To: NicknamedBob; stephenjohnbanker; ThomasThomas; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; fanfan

“New Orleans, circa year 2132. It’s underwater!”

They’ve discovered Lovecraft’s Deep Ones.

That’s too horrible, even I won’t go there.


311 posted on 07/06/2012 5:16:45 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare; Monkey Face; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; stephenjohnbanker; null and void; ...

312 posted on 07/06/2012 5:19:17 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: Tax-chick; Darksheare; Monkey Face; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; stephenjohnbanker; ...

I may be out of internet contact for a few days. (Traveling)

Don’t worry about me. I won’t suddenly become sensible, or anything like that.


313 posted on 07/06/2012 5:36:44 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Stay safe, have a grand time, and pick up an interesting beer or two for the rest of us!


314 posted on 07/06/2012 5:52:56 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: NicknamedBob
not cleaning up after Mardis Gras

Thank you for my first lol of the day and thank you for telling us about your impending absence. Some of us tend to worry.

315 posted on 07/06/2012 6:00:15 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Silentgypsy; NicknamedBob

Bob is very good about warning us of his absences, since we sent out a search party once. He vanished in the middle of a conversation - turned out it was a service outage, but be honestly thought he might just have passed away, right in front of us (as it were).


316 posted on 07/06/2012 6:34:37 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: Tax-chick

That actually happened to one of my husband’s colleagues. The man, who hadn’t even reached age 30, was online with his business partner near midnight, and suddenly stopped communicating. His partner alerted his parents who went to his apartment and found him dead. You can’t take anything for granted.


317 posted on 07/06/2012 7:42:41 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Silentgypsy; Monkey Face
You can’t take anything for granted.

And that's the truth.

We went to the library this morning. Now I suppose I should give the byos some lunch before they try to eat the catz.

I prodded Bill out of bed this morning to take the trash out, but now it looks like they took Wednesday off, so they'll pick ours up tomorrow. Oh, well.

318 posted on 07/06/2012 8:31:07 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: Tax-chick; LibreOuMort

So far I got the dishes done, and if I feel up to it, I will take the trash out and vacuum the floors.

For some reason, my BP is a little high this AM. Go figure.


319 posted on 07/06/2012 8:39:59 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: null and void
Do they have a Splenda™ version?

Not unless you want PETA protestors outside your ice cream parlor.

Cicadas are allergic to Splenda™.

And they just won't sit still when you're applying Calomine lotion.

320 posted on 07/06/2012 9:03:25 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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