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'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to
Daily Mail ^ | 11:37 EST, 3 July 2012 | Daily Mail Reporter

Posted on 07/03/2012 12:06:58 PM PDT by null and void


Newest 'cannibal': Karl Laventure apparently told police he wanted to eat their faces

Laventure appeared out of some woods and was seen running naked around a golf range near Atlanta, swinging a club around his head and screaming.

At first, they tried using pepper spray to stop him, but that left him undeterred.

'He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open,'

They then turned to their Tasers and though that momentarily shocked Laventure to the ground, it did not stop him.


Trouble: It took several police officers a significant amount of effort to subdue Karl Laventure when he was allegedly high on bathsalts

'We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed,'

He was still talking gibberish, cussing, saying he wanted to eat us, other people

The video shows him talking about the deceased rappers Biggie and Tupac, making animal sounds, and continuing to threaten the police officers.


Strong: Police sprayed him with pepper spray and shocked him with a taser five times before they were able to get him on the ground


Interrupted: Witnesses saw a naked Laventure running around the Atlanta Golf Center on June 14 'making animal noises'

Among other things he said "I'm'a eat you. I'll eat you, I don't want to eat you but I will,"

Though they controlled him enough to force him to a nearby hospital, he attacked one of the nurses on the scene and another fight ensued.

There have been a number of 'cannibal' incidents linked to bath salts in recent weeks.

Bath salts, a synthetic amphetamine cocktail known as 'the new LSD'

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: Georgia
KEYWORDS: molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Anoreth
Cicadas?

Yum. It's time for ice cream.

261 posted on 07/05/2012 10:14:58 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

I knew I was in a scary movie when one of the voices screamed in my head: DON’T OPEN THAT DOOR!

Alas! I opened it.


262 posted on 07/05/2012 10:24:36 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Scoutmaster

Uhhhhh......nope!


263 posted on 07/05/2012 10:41:16 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; Anoreth; Silentgypsy; NicknamedBob

Well, this has gotten interesting ...


264 posted on 07/05/2012 10:49:34 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Anoreth; Silentgypsy; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; fanfan

http://www.candydirect.com/zotz-lemon-5-lbs


265 posted on 07/05/2012 11:27:54 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I’ll see your lemon zotz and raise you a Spud.

http://www.candyfavorites.com/idaho-spud


266 posted on 07/05/2012 11:46:06 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

They look good!


267 posted on 07/05/2012 11:48:55 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Those things don’t sound legal.


268 posted on 07/05/2012 12:18:48 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Zotz are legal. We do em every day here at FR.


269 posted on 07/05/2012 12:27:39 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Trust me: They ARE! They have a skosh of chocolate liquer in them. I try to find them when I go “home” but I may have to order them from the source.

:o]


270 posted on 07/05/2012 1:27:29 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

Trader Joe and Costco used to have to-die-for Belgian chocolate selections. We’re no longer near either. Thank heaven for Nutella....


271 posted on 07/05/2012 2:47:57 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; ThomasThomas; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; fanfan
"Well, SOMEWHAT realistic behavior.."

My formula for setting up a science fiction scenario is to extrapolate the future the way a vine seeks the light. It isn't necessarily a straight-line course.

So you've got a weird futury setting, and you put your real puppets into it. Then you watch what they do.

Here's a giveaway idea. New Orleans, circa year 2132. It's underwater!

But it's okay, they have a dome.

Now write the story.

272 posted on 07/05/2012 2:59:58 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Optimist.


273 posted on 07/05/2012 3:03:53 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Tax-chick

The mailman came about five minutes ago, and I almost didn’t go out until tomorrow AM. However, there WAS a Happy in the mailbox, and to ease your mind, I WILL “pay for” you all, as I don’t want you to be in a “fog.”

I know...I have the advantage because you probably don’t recall what you wrote, but trust me: it was well worth the wait in the Funny Bone department! LOL!

Thanks!


274 posted on 07/05/2012 3:08:10 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

Indeed, I am extremely confused most of the time! It’s probably the heat ;-). 98, says the beeber. We’ve just had showers after going to the park for hiking. There was some thunder a few minutes ago, but no rain.

Bill is working 5 to 9, and then he can take the trash out.


275 posted on 07/05/2012 3:17:17 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("The Lord will rescue me from every evil threat and bring me safe to His heavenly kingdom.")
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To: null and void

“I’m a eat you.”

Isn’t that a song by Bread?


276 posted on 07/05/2012 3:18:47 PM PDT by Fledermaus (Democrats are dangerous and evil. Republicans are useless and useful idiots.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

Dang it. First time I hit this thread and I posted something similar before scrolling through.

And I know better! lol


277 posted on 07/05/2012 3:21:27 PM PDT by Fledermaus (Democrats are dangerous and evil. Republicans are useless and useful idiots.)
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To: Tax-chick

Confusion is what I do best, so don’t feel bad. Just think about how much fun you will have when I come to live with you!! :o])

See if Bill will take my garbage out, too. It’s taking over!


278 posted on 07/05/2012 3:30:38 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Fledermaus; Darksheare; Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Dead Corpse; Harmless Teddy Bear; fanfan; ...

Welcome to the latest incarnation of the Undead Thread, lucky you!

Some of us can add you to our pings lists and some can just watch in envy. Which do you prefer?


279 posted on 07/05/2012 3:40:14 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Let the wind blow through you.~~ Lakota Sioux proverb)
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To: Monkey Face; Fledermaus

Somehow, somewhere, some bizarre hooded man scribbles a name on a random list somewhere.. in the twilight Zone.


280 posted on 07/05/2012 4:03:26 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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