[Dr.Zoidberg]

(doctor) Lastly, do you own firearms or keep any stored in your home?

(patient) Certainly not. Do you still have sexual fantasies about livestock?

(doctor) Gasp! How dare you!

(patient) Yes or no, this information is relevant to your ability to provide clear and factual medical advice Doctor. Answer the question, are you still engaging in bestiality or not?


Give the overstepping punks a little of their own back. It'll do them a world of good.

[nonsporting]

id want to know if they are sodomites, how many sexual partners they have had in the last 6 months, etc. it has a direct bearing on whether i want to be exposed to their fithly, degenerate practice.