“No doctor but I own a hoody with “Justice for Trayvon” stamped onto it!
Heh heh!
You also gotta reveal that you like skittles and Arizona Ice Tea with some cold meds mixed in to get a little “lean” goin’ on. Or you could say that it isn’t relevant to treating your piles so “next question please”. Or you could ask if the doc ever goes over the speed limit. Or like Nancy said. “Just say NO!”
Helping keep mankind warm for 65 years.