I just got a hellish one, too! Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww! (((crunch-crack)))
I am also LMAO because for years, the place where my land is, the closest neighbor was an old gal, “Gravel Gertie” type that had a loaded 12 guage on her porch...and she knew how to use it!Great old gal that always watched over our place when we werent there.