Nah... I just woke up one morning and decided, what the heck, I'll be celibate and impoverished for the rest of my natural life.
And that's the way it's been for 10 years.
I can cook anything I can catch, drink anything I can brew and smoking is allowed.
My front drapes are a $1 rain pancho from a state fair. Who married can do that?
/johnny
Guess I’m lucky. Took me 46 years to get married, but I found the right one. Had some friends that have gone through hell, tho.
My front drapes are made from bed sheets. I mow my lawn every OTHER week, park my harley on the sidewalk to my front door, don’t have carpeting. My basement is unfinished and I intend to keep it that way. I got a 70 year old kitchen(except the fridge, its only 55 years old) and a 60 year old bathroom and I like it. The house is a hundred years old and still has the original windows(wavy glass panes), woodwork(albeit painted), doors, and furnace. Half the drawers and cupboards in my kitchen contain hand tools instead of kitchenware. There is not one piece of furniture in my house younger than 50 years and much of it is older than 70. Up until 5 years ago my bed still had exposed steel springs under the mattress and the mattress had buttons on it. My favorite couch is upholstered with indian blankets.
Re your post 14, just wanted you to know that I enjoy your posts. You have a good sense of humor and convey it well.