They forgot the hero of canton, the man they called Jayne.
Ah yes Adam Baldwin. Not related to those Baldwins. I owe my current marital happiness to that fine man.
My wife calls me her "Jayne clone", loves the fact I smell like Hoppes #9 gun solvent, leather, cigars and whiskey.
Of course she's my knife toting bundle O crazy River clone. I have no doubt she could kill me with her brain.