Epic. When do I get my gym membership, my EBT card specifically for Whole Foods, and my Sleep Member bed? I already know about the free cell phones, WIC and free Health Department health care.
Naw, if you’re fat your food stamps are only good for carrots, celery, lettuce, and V8 juice.
That’s a Sleep Number Bed. Better sign up for the free hearing aid too. You should be able to pick up your paper cone at a government center in just a few short months.