[UCANSEE2]

One must always remember that Bigfoot and UFOs are inextricably intertwined.

Bigfoot(s) are just Alien Pets that Dad 'forgot' about when he flew off in the Family Mobile Home.

Luckily, several visitors have 'accidentally' lost a few pets (is it because they STINK REALLY BAD when they get wet?), so some have managed to 'mate'. They have a low survival rate because even the adults are prone to wandering off and getting lost.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

You came close. However, Bigfoot pilots UFO”s. That fact is why no one ever finds a Bigfoot body; for when a Bigfoot dies on earth the remaining Bigfoot crew picks them up and whisks them back to Bolok for burial.