Sandusky as your Den Leader...yeah, that’s just what we need.
Motto: “We’ll slap ya happy!” (Allusion to one of the first Sandusky homolestation incidents to hit the news.)
On my honor, I will do my best
To do my duty to Liberal Elites and the world and to obey the Scout Law of never judging others;
To do what feels good at all times;
To keep myself physically strong, dressed in snappy clothes and morally open to new ways - and above all - to never drink soft drinks or big gulps.. (illegal drugs are OK...)
Democrat values - the values of the gay bath-house...