As an "In the same vein" note, we all know why Smokey the Bear never had children. Whenever his wife got hot, he beat her with a shovel. Can you imagine what might have happened if he had been armed? Let's not arm bears. Oh kay? And what was Smokey's middle name? Anyone? Ferris? Not here? Beavis? Butthead?
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