Women never look before they sit down.
So true. Hence the expectation that the toilet seat will always be down and the resulting failure to turn on the bathroom light on nightly trips.
Ain't that the truth! Otherwise, they wouldn't boil out of there bitching at you because somebody left the seat up.
The last time I lived with a woman (about 10 years ago), we finally declared a truce after I pee'd all over the seat a dozen times and then we both agreed to leave the seat in the condition we found it.
Pretty sure I'm too old to train another one that way.
No they don't, do they?
Never leave your sunglasses on the passenger seat.
At home, maybe not. This was Wal Mart who even sits down at WM?