Love the comments at the Onion... Here are a few:
Not long before they start hitting up kids for their tooth fairy money. Or, The “hope and change” fairy.
Funerals will be targeted next, a donation in lieu of flowers. The dead won’t mind, they still vote for him.
How much lower? Donate when a job is lost or there is an abortion? Possibilities are endless and craven.
He wants graduation money, too. As soon as he lends it to you.. But you can pay it back some day when you find a job, or your children can pay back the student loan!
Obama is not pandering....Panhandling......as in begging for money....
He should just use his golf money! Or his wife’s vacation money instead!
Really????? Next he will tell you to sell your sperm, eggs and soul , all for a good cause...his relection! Bush probably told him to try this!
When will he call for everyone’s first-born to be donated to him?
So tell me again - If the middle class can no longer afford to give political donations, why would they want to donate to the campaign of the person most in charge of their decent into poverty?
Yeah, well Goldman Sachs has the lack of donations from the middle class covered.
So what you’re saying is, Obama supporters are losers who can’t afford to contribute any more than 55 lousy bucks, and Romney supporters work hard and have the resources to support their candidate with sizeable contributions? I’ll take successful, hard workers over a bunch of lazy losers ANY day.
I wonder if any Obama supporters are sending in some of the unemployment or welfare money they get?
The scumbag Obama has to work twice as hard - remember, half of his voters are dead...
Obama has been on government handouts his entire pathetic life. Back to Chicago you streetwalking hustler...
Send the Obama campaign a note stating that you donated instead to the ‘Marriage Equality Foundation’ in his name.
Or a note stating that you were going to send in the deposit returns on the plastic soda containers but Michelle convinced you to quit instead. Include a few coupons for Coke, Pepsi and Sprite.