What's with the $500 on the end of this bid?
Reminds me of the one about the guy who has been out of work for over a year and finally tells his wife they are going to lose everything they have unless there is some cash coming in immediately. He says she has to go out on the street and raise some money, there is just no other way.
So that evening she gets dressed up and leaves the house about 6 PM and returns at 4 A.M. the following morning. He asks her how she did and in response she opens her purse and hands him an envelope which he opens. After counting what's in there he looks at her and says, "$26 dollars and 10 cents? Who the hell is the cheap S.O.B. who gave you 10 cents?"
The women looks at him and says, "All of them"
badda boom boom.
Probably part of the sales tax.