Geez!
Some people are easily entertained.
I’ve got a wall I’ll be painting soon. Perhaps I’ll invite you to the event, where you can be thoroughly entertained while watching the paint dry. Also, I’ve got a lawn which I just mowed, so, perhaps you’d like to watch the grass grow back? Heck, you can even put yourself on video doing those two activities, and then post the video on YouTube, while doing a bunch of “LOLs”.
BTW, the Disney Channel is missing you. ;)