More TWEETS:
Transparent Tupperware?! Wait…not interested.
”Share the wealth” includes YOUR wedding gifts...buying votes ain’t cheap, yanno?
And here you thought the f***ing would begin after the reception ...
I’m showing up at next b-day party w/note saying i contrib’d to obama in your name
Free Biden bobblehead with each $10 donation. Choose from ‘J-O-B-S’, ‘Stand Up Chuck’ or ‘Big F**king Deal’
This anniversary, give her something she’ll REALLY like: give her government dependence
Seriously, Michelle can’t wear last year’s clothes on this year’s vacation!
#ObamaGiftRegistrySlogans Because that whole “Life of Julia” thing wasn’t creepy enough.
#ObamaGiftRegistrySlogans Cuz if you don’t give me your wedding money I might be forced to get a real job, & thanks to me there aren’t any.
Hope the tooth fairy gives me a 2nd term, meanwhile, give me your kids’ tooth money! #ObamaGiftRegistrySlogans
#ObamaGiftRegistrySlogans Because that whole “Life of Julia” thing wasn’t creepy enough.
#ObamaGiftRegistrySlogans Cuz if you don’t give me your wedding money I might be forced to get a real job, & thanks to me there aren’t any.
Hope the tooth fairy gives me a 2nd term, meanwhile, give me your kids’ tooth money! #ObamaGiftRegistrySlogans