Zoe Strauss - lives off government grants for her 'photography'.
So: Last week, Zoe Strauss and her spouse were invited to the White House for a special LGBT event. As you can imagine, it was a big deal for both. As you can also imagine, Strauss, being both a photographer and a person who does not get invited to jam with POTUS everyday, went snapshot crazy. Anyone would. Also, being a person of this age, she posted said snapshots to Facebook. Some were sweet, such as the ones of Strauss & Spouse embracing outside the White House; others were funny, such as the ones where Strauss was flipping the bird to the White House portrait of Ronald Reagan. A lot of people saw these photos, and they all had one thing in common: They were friends of Zoe Strauss. They understood that this was a thing between friends, and that, yes, in the wrong hands, this could make a giant kerfuffle, but whatever. Were all friends, right? Right?
Wrong. This morning, PhillyMag, because they have no soul, posted about the photos, and the reaction was exactly what you would expect. Within hours, the headline you see above appeared on The Drudge Report, with a link to Victor Fiorillos piece on the matter. Here is where a higher power, more just and lovely than we could ever imagine, intervenes: The resulting traffic of foaming-at-the-mouth closeted neocons crashed PhillyMags website, forcing old Drudgy to link to a cached version of the story, resulting in zero future hits for PhillyMag. Thats right: What could have arguably been PhillyMags biggest traffic day ever, spiked on their own petard. For so it is written, and so it shall be: Philadelphia Magazine, you cannot have nice things. Because you have no motherf*cking idea what nice things even are.
she does not have a spouse wife or whatever. Just a sexual fetish partner.
notice how the ap writing manual is now replacing husband and wife with “spouse” in the same way mother and father have become four letter words.
Philadelphia Magazine, you cannot have nice things. Because you have no motherf*cking idea what nice things even are
That's really rich there little butch. "You can not have nice things because you have no MF'ing idea what nice is."
You just can't make this stuff up.
>>snapshot crazy.
Snapshot’s.
Yep. That’s the best word for her/his/its glutenous work-product.