But no one seems to have mentioned Linda Ronstadt's cover of Willin'
Personally, among locations mentioned in the song; I have been in Dallas, Tuscon, Tucumcari, Tehachapi (there is a truck scale there on the Westbound side, and they are grim-faced and serious at that one, no joke) and Tonapah, but I never smuggled smokes, nor folks from Mexico, although I have driven backroads to avoid having them take a peek at my logbook...
Weeds (cigarettes), whites, and wine can work, minus the the whites and the wine, in fact is absolutely necessary, but keep the coffee coming. The Colombian at the Pilot TS's is usually drinkable.
Sounds like you been everywhere:)((((Hugs))))