They're not the sharpest tools in the drawer. stu basically hung himself after just a few intellectually deficient posts.
ash had panache (yes, it's a pun, too).
I remember Ash. At least he was mildly entertaining, not just tediously stupid like stuart.
IIRC, there was an Ash-like poster on several different forums around that time, and they all disappeared at the same time. Maybe Mommy caught him playing with the computer.