Too bad he doesn’t love his country as much as he loves basketball.
I wonder... Lets reverse that and say he plays basketball the same way he serves as President.
He invites you to play some one-on-one and you are honored. When you arrive he's very friendly but talkin' smack. You both laugh.
When the game begins, the first thing he does is kick you in the groin, grab the ball and walk to the basket. Then, he climbs a stepstool and drops it in while you sputter in rage and pain. He looks at you and says, "Time's up. I win. You lose," and walks off the court.
A week later he calls you and invites you over again as if nothing happened and, since he's the President, you accept.