[Sam's Army]

"Does this mean Allred is going to become the "Anita Bryant" of cannibalism? Who is she to foist her morals on the rest of society?"

Cannibals also should have the right to marry and run Boy Scout troops.

[Scoutmaster]

Cannibals also should have the right to . . . run Boy Scout troops.

Hey. Wait a minute.

Just don't extend that right to the youth. The unwritten Thirteenth Point of the Scout Law is: A Scout Is Hungry.