Posted on 06/05/2012 7:40:50 AM PDT by servo1969
“Well, I tried to watch the MTV Movie Awards last night but something stopped me — oh yeah, I threw up,” Gutfeld said. “If MTV were a person, it would be the divorced dad getting an earring trying to hit on his teenage daughter’s friends. It’s the old fool trying to be cool. I admire, however, how the aging in-crowd sticks together even as they fall apart. Take the ad that aired during the awards with that annoying lady with three names. In it, she raffles off a dinner with herself, the president and his wife.”
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“‘We need him and he needs us.’ Who is ‘we?’” Gutfeld asked. “I call it a co-dependence of cool where both sides cling to each other while everyone else jumps ship. Celebs, desperate to be seen as smart and not shallow, cling to Obama as the p.c. life raft during auditions, Frappuccino runs and coke parties. Saying ‘vote Obama’ beats thinking it’s the best thing to happen to no-talents since breast implants, which is why Hollywood is now Obama’s volunteer PR army and personal ATM machine. But while the prez and this cult are the best star-pairing since ‘Thelma and Louise,’ — you know how that ended. And also, if Anna Wintour is the face of the campaign … your campaign may need a facelift.”
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“I love Mick Jagger’s new wig,” Gutfield said of Wintour. “Anyway, do you really want advice from a person whose mink coat owns a mink coat? Remember celebrities — they think you’re stupid. Agreeing with them proves it.”
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Why is that? He is married to a lovely woman. You may be thinking there is a connection with gayness because he mocked the Ground Zero Mosque project's phony ecumenicism by saying someone should open a gay bar next door to it.
I got this one all figured out-
Obummer is Hollywood`s Fresh Air Kid,
They are showing off as “Do-Gooders”-
like bringing a poor disadvantaged black city kid into the fresh country air-
Only reason they support Obummer- They would support him no matter what he does coz they are his Fresh Air Kid Sponsors and they are stuck with him for the summer-
It`s reverse Tokensim at its worst-
cf Martin Short on last night`s Tonight Show
saying “We got him elected.” [sort of paraphrased]
He hosts a two shows on Fox News, "The Five" and "Red Eye."
Red Eye is on in the middle of the night, and I record it every night and watch it in the morning as I get ready for work. Great show, very libertarian in content. It's something of a talk/panel show with other libertarian or conservative news reporters and comedians. It's a great show, and a terrific way for me to start my days.
Mark
“I admire, however, how the aging in-crowd sticks together even as they fall apart.”
Doctor Evil was right: there is nothing sadder than an aging hipster. I work with 50+ year-olds who want to re-live their teen years.
His mannerisms are reminiscent of Richard Simmons.
That said, it doesn't diminish his political savvy or his wit.
Gutfeld is about the best thing on FNC.
Whores for whores.... novel concept!!
That’s a man baby!
Gutfield was also the editor in chief for Maxxim magazine.
If “O” created 4 million jobs or ANYTHING like it, his election would be a certainty... NOT the crap shoot it is NOW!!
Plenty has changed......
FWIW-
Greg Gutfeld
Born September 12, 1964 (age 47)
San Mateo, California
Nationality American
Occupation Journalist, Television Personality
Height 5 ft 5 in
Religion born Catholic
Spouse Elena Moussa
******** married so unlikely he is gay. I figured he was Jewish
In my best Butthead voice, “heh, heh, he said stuff n the whole”.
Just read the entire piece..Hilarious putdowns from Gutfeld
Your gaydar is set too high. lol
But in the specific context, do you think anything in the years before Zero’s election was much worse for homely Hollywood skanks than it is today? That’s what I meant: what has he done that particularly affects Sarah Jessica Parker that she could say, “We need him!”?
Obama and Travolta are married.
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