This must be a subversive liberal plot...
Yup, we’ll go with the plot. take crawling as a baby, develops right/left brain coordination, so they want us to become brain dead. Anything challenging is a no-go because it makes you a stronger person. Besides, how can you text and shift at the same time?
There are all sorts of stories of kids grabbing the keys and going joy riding, not always with a good outcome.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2115727/Utah-boy-8-takes-sister-5-night-joyride-mother-sleeps.html