He has seriously gone mad with power.
When I want a 55 gallon barrel of Mountain Dew, I want it now!!
Back away from that Mountain Dew, put your hands behind your head and spread em Mister!
He is tyrant lite, he still allows the working man to drink giant diet sodas.
You must be glued to the ceiling!
And peeing up a storm,LOL.
You might like this video.
Americans, let’s face it: We’ve been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we’re in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio. Like we’ll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
“How’d you get through it grandpa?”
“Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.”
Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.
I’ll sit at a drive thru.
I’ll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat m****r f****r. There’s room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It’s only three more cents.
Partial Lyrics from “Underwear goes inside the pants” by Lazyboy
"You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring, no one listens to you." - Russ Cargill (The Simpsons Movie)
Step away from the counter.
Stand back.
The Mt. Dew will sell itself, for less than it’s worth.
(no wait, that’s not what’s happening)