[The Duke]

I don’t know what the word for it is when a man has relations with a “flashlight” - but I *do* know that the man is a Democrat!

[Puckster]

“Illumisexual”????

[Venturer]

I don’t know what the word for it is when a man has relations with a “flashlight” - but I *do* know that the man is a Democrat
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I wouldn’t be too sure, most Democrats couldn’t find their butt with a flashlight.