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To: massmike
Okay mr Cook County Clerk David Orr.

And I love my new Fender guitar can I marry it? In fact I love my two newest Fender guitars so can I marry both of them? And yeah I already have a wife, a real woman no less, but that's irrelevant, right. The *goal* is for me to be happy, correct (you putz).

Plus these two guitars are different 'colors' so they're minorities and you can't discriminate on that. (where's my friggen lawyer I'm suing!)

I'm In Looooove Mr Orr!

:-)
12 posted on 05/30/2012 1:14:29 PM PDT by Condor51 (Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
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To: Condor51

I just want to marry my dog.


13 posted on 05/30/2012 1:45:56 PM PDT by Gator113 (***YOU GAVE it to Obama. I would have voted for NEWT.~Just livin' life, my way~)
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