[Sir Napsalot]

HOW anybody can sit through that, that painful thing, without being Joe Wilson or laugh his @ss off the floor is beyond me.

I’d rather be waterboarded.

[pabianice]

Today he said he knows more about Scientology than any other president because one of his Kenyan ancestors was dropped into that volcano with the evil Thetas from Planet Koosbane.

He’s coming apart, isn’t he?

Worse, I wouldn’t want to be in his shoes when The Lovely Michelle learns no more trips on Air Force Two with 150 of her best friends and her dog, dressed like a barroom dancer in "Sweet Charity."