[GrandJediMasterYoda]

An obscene gesture to my wife is asking her to get me a beer from the fridge. “Wadda I look like, your waitress? Get your own damn beer!”

[heshtesh]

The most obscene jesture i could ever imagine making to a women is “will you marry me”,the thought she might say yes scares the hell out of me.:)

[SatinDoll]

Train your dog to do it. If you don’t have a dog that can do it, it is worth you while to get that can and train it to fetch beer out of the refer.

Most likely that will upset your wife - having a dog sniffing in the refer - and she will insist on getting your beer herself.

Uh, just a suggestion.

[Ken H]

That just reminded of an old joke that ends with the punchline, "Do I look like Betty Crocker?"

Alas, I can't tell it here.