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To: Eleutheria5

One of the distinguishing characteristics of the Redneck Americans is a self-deprecating sense of humor, so, no, Dukes of Hazzard and Beverly Hillbillies would remain on TV. Nor would Jeff Foxworthy get banned. And the late, great Lewis Grizzard would be our patron saint. In fact, being able to laugh at these things is probably a requirement for membership.

As for the rest - if you WANT to be a member of Redneck-Americans, then you can be a Redneck American. However, any hoplophobia, metrosexuality, teetotaling, purchase of a DB “Smart” car, reclining bicycle, contribution to NPR, or the drinking of smelly European bottled water will be grounds for expulsion.


59 posted on 05/30/2012 10:04:48 AM PDT by Little Ray (FOR the best Conservative in the Primary; AGAINST Obama in the General.)
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To: Little Ray

Well, Jews are also good at self-deprecating humor, but the establishment types who keep anointing themselves as our “leaders” somehow have purged that trait from their personalities. Instead of self-deprecation, they have self hatred, and absolutely no sense of humor about anything. They take offense at anything and everything that anyone who isn’t a liberal Democrat has to say, and are impervious to outright incitement from anyone who is “disadvantaged”.

If rednecks get to be a disadvantaged group, watch out for people like that. If they start showing up, tie them down in a room somewhere and pry their eyelids open like in Clockwork Orange, and force them to watch Hee-Haw reruns until they beg for mercy. If it works on them, try it at Guantanamo. It’s not waterboarding, and it works.


60 posted on 05/30/2012 12:26:49 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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