[GOPJ]

Sure hope you never find out who's using ambulances for taxi service.

Why do I get the feeling I'm not going to like the answer? If it's who I think you're going to say - it's time to contact your local newspapers or investigative TV reporters.... Come on, Lonesom - let's share.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

If a welfare recepient needs a ride to her doctor’s appointment, she complains of a “heart attack” and gets a free ride in da amblance (sic). “You don’t ‘spect me to take no damn bus, do ya?”