Nevermind that the main disaster was the tsunami and earthquake damage, not the Nuclear reactor.
according to the WHO, we all died three years ago from the bird flu.
No, really? Really?
Golly. I would have never known this without a cadre of international bureaucrats telling me... except I already did my own math and reached the same conclusion some time ago.
Pardon me whilst I go back to being wholly unconcerned.
Nevermind that the main disaster was the tsunami and earthquake damage, not the Nuclear reactor.