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To: US Navy Vet

Children should be stretch-wrapped in the lobby before they are taken on board and stowed in the overhead compartments.


6 posted on 05/24/2012 7:08:40 AM PDT by Born to Conserve
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To: Born to Conserve

Only as long as they fit the measurement requirements. Otherwise, under the seat.


8 posted on 05/24/2012 7:12:33 AM PDT by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: Born to Conserve

>> Children should be stretch-wrapped in the lobby before they are taken on board and stowed in the overhead compartments.

ROFL! ESPECIALLY on international flights!

Are you a fellow business traveler by chance?


11 posted on 05/24/2012 7:13:20 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Trust in God, but row away from the rocks!)
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To: Born to Conserve

“Children should be stretch-wrapped in the lobby before they are taken on board and stowed in the overhead compartments.”

There ya go... I am cranky when it comes to flying these days and I have to do it often. Children boarding last would be a great solution!

Just a note... those that book the rear seats and board first will most often dump the carryons right in the front so that the front seats need to dump those carryons in the rear.


12 posted on 05/24/2012 7:19:04 AM PDT by myrabach
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To: Born to Conserve

>>Children should be stretch-wrapped in the lobby before they are taken on board and stowed in the overhead compartments.<<

Bull. This is lib crap. We need children to pay for the social security and debt that this generation has given them.

Shrink wrap the parents who DON’T watch those kids.

I’ve traveled with my kids tons of times. I’ve gotten compliments on how good they are. It’s the parent’s fault and not the kids.

In fact, I would volunteer to keep the kids amused and quiet if they would shrink wrap the parents.


13 posted on 05/24/2012 7:25:40 AM PDT by netmilsmom (Romney scares me. Obama is the freaking nightmare that is so bad you are afraid to go back to sleep)
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To: Born to Conserve

Children don’t bother me. Its the people who haven’t showered in a week, drunk, need two seats but only buy one, or just won’t shut the heck up that bother me.

I fly a lot and HATE it.


17 posted on 05/24/2012 7:31:01 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: Born to Conserve
Children should be stretch-wrapped in the lobby before they are taken on board and stowed in the overhead compartments.

Forget that, you would still hear their muffled cries.

Anyone under 18 should be Fed-Exed to their destination and delivered to the hotel to be picked up by their parents when they arrive.

In fact send them ahead so you can finish packing in peace...

23 posted on 05/24/2012 7:38:42 AM PDT by ejonesie22 (8/30/10, the day Truth won.)
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LOL. I never saw stretch-wrapped luggage until I started traveling the Russia and Turkey... so much for baggage handlers in those countries.
38 posted on 05/24/2012 8:15:11 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob (Greed + Envy = Liberalism)
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LOL


39 posted on 05/24/2012 8:16:22 AM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live athrough it anyway)
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Children should All passengers will be stretch-wrapped in the lobby before they are taken on board and stowed in the overhead compartments their seats.

Fixed it.
41 posted on 05/24/2012 8:22:02 AM PDT by Cheburashka (If found, please return this Ring of Power to Sauron, Lord of Darkness. Return postage guaranteed.)
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LMAO!!


51 posted on 05/24/2012 10:45:13 AM PDT by SgtHooper (The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
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