Then there's the story of how 0bama earned his Indian name:
Seems 0bama on one of his numerous vacations stopped off at a Cherokee reservation.
After all if you stop and pander to an aggrieved group, it's work to any good progressive, not a vacation.
Being a good progressive, he started making them promises (of course it's the taxpayers money so promise the moon)
The Cherokee will get to open casinos and keep all the profits tax free, the only thing is the Indians had to let the taxpayer foot the bill for building.
As Van Jones said "GIVE THEM THE WEALTH!!!"
So after a blistering amount of pandering and promises, the chief says to 0bama, "We'll make you a member of the tribe. Henceforth your Cherokee name will be Barry Walking Eagle."
Naturally 0bama was delighted. He got into Air Force One and was off to pander to the next voting block.
After he leaves a reporter asks the chief, "Excuse me sir, I understand Barry, but why did you name 0bama 'Walking Eagle'"?
"Simple", the chief says, "0bama is a bird so full of $h*t that he can't get off the ground."