[papertyger]

However, God intended the point of view of the MEN (show me a WOMAN written scripture) who penned them to figure integrally in the meaning.

Where do you find validation for THAT "insight?"

[HiTech RedNeck]

All you need to do is follow the creation account to see it happening at once. Where were the waters being separated from the waters? Way up in God’s heaven? No, it was down here on the earth.

Your would-be manner of interpretation falls to reductio ad absurdum.