I live on the east coast and won’t get to see this eclipse. What special Grievance Group does that put me in, if any?
I only ask because I’ve never had the good fortune to be in a Favored Grievance Group and I’m wondering if this is my chance.
“A solar eclipse happens this Sunday, except for the Eastern seaboard ...”
So end of the world for most of the world — Easterners survive to live on!