You just saved 15% on your car insurance by switching to GEICO?
No, I just saved 15% on taxes from my paycheck because there's one less Kennedy in the world.
WHen the Kennedy rape case was in the news this one was going around:
A servant who was in the next room heard the young lady scream: “Please! Don’t! Stop! Please! Don’t! Stop!”
After a sum was deposited in a Swiss banking account the testimony changed to she was yelling: “Please dont stop! Please don’t stop!”