[Norm Lenhart]

California officials are crediting President Barack Obama for averting a race war after associate David Axelrod mistakenly directed the Los Angeles chapter of Occupy Wall Street to the corner Wall Street and Grove, located in South Central LA.

Obama rapidly deployed the California Nat. Guard with 4 semis filled with Nikes and a delivery truck filled with Doritos and Brownies to quell the violence.

Reporters on the scene credit his quick thinking with saving or creating 4,000 lives.

[Lakeshark]

Newsflash: It was reported yesterday that the only reason Obama did not stop the tsunami from destroying the coast of Japan last year, was his never ending and tireless work on the golf course and his travel abroad for the American people.

He never worked so hard in his entire life, but a messiah can only do so much considering his racist opposition.......not to mention their homophobic women hating ways........